He spends eight years or so in college
Piling up a lot of knowledge
Concerning virus, bug, and germ
That make the human body squirm,
And learning symptoms of diseases
(Like pimples, chills, headaches and sneezes).
Yet he, to earn a juicy fee,
Demands to know what’s wrong with me!
by Ray Romine Monday, May 26, 1952
