In a recent reature of the Centennial Celebration in Kansas City, Mo., it was proven that modern mail service is slower than the Pony Express (Postal Record)
If you want it after you’re a ghost,
Have it sent by parcel post.
You’d wait to know each other better?
Then pay your court by means of letter.
And if your friends like their news stale,
By all means, use the U.S. mail!
by Ray Romine Friday, July 28, 1950
