I do not care tor dark brunettes,
Or p’roxide blondes (or lemon);
A sharp analysis will show
That I am off of wemon.
In order to economize,
My budget I am trimming .
Which thing cannot be done without
Eliminating wimming.
Besides the dough, think what I’ll save
In spleen, through being human:
On my two feet a MAN again–
0 Grief, thy name is wuman!
by Ray Romine Sunday, March 20, 1949
