I’m quick enough when food is proffered,
But slower when the check is offered.
On pay day I am in the race,
But pay bills at a snail-like pace.
I hurry if you mention fun,
But not if work waits to be done.
I am a to-the-mailbox dancer,
But slow down when there’s mail to answer.
My speed at spending, while surprising,
Folds up at economizing.
Officials err. I’m swift to gloat,
But hesitate to go and vote.
I’m quick to analyze the news,
But lag accepting others’ views.
I grab, almost, at praise from you,
But pause when your own lauding’s due;
So give me, friend, no answer vapid
To this one: am I slow or rapid??
by Ray Romine Friday, October 12, 1951
