Bobby’s off to college–so is sister Ann;
Bobby to play football–sis to catch a man.
Bobby wents a frat pin: Ann could use one, too;
She will hook her frat pin–rolling eyes of blue.
Of course, there’s education, dished out on the side;
No one takes it serious–they learn the ways to slide.
Then whet ‘s the good of college to Bob and sister Ann?
Why, teach them how to chisel everyone they can.
But the gem of biggest import to Ann and brother oaf:
Dad and college give them four more years to loaf!
by Ray Romine Monday, September 7, 1936
