Good morning, from over my steering wheel;
Service me for the open road,
And I’ll wind up in a mile of steel
Behind a truck with a load.
Fill ‘er full of good gasoline;
Check, please, the water and oil;
I go to do battle with lights red and green
And a temper that’s ready to boil.
You might spray the windshield with some of that stuff;
Then, sonny, get ready to dodge:
Just thinking of going was driving enough–
I’m heading back for the garage!
by Ray Romine Thursday, September 13, 1951
