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Ex-smarty (reformed)

They taxed, they withheld, they deducted–
But not anymore for this duncel
He has earned, he has lost–but he knows now the cost
Of having an idea, once.

by Ray Romine Monday, February 12, 1951

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Count on This

“Due to modern medical science, man’s life span is increasing yearly…” News Note.

While every ailment finds a cure,
Making death a bit unsure–
The other half of this team waxes
Fat: we’re sure, at least, of taxes!

by Ray Romine Saturday, April 8, 1950

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But More Obvious

They are larger and more repercussing;
They’re more numerous; they are nonplussing;
They are more swiftly put–
Flying saucers, my foot!
It’s TAXES, my son, we’re discussing.

by Ray Romine Friday, January 12, 1951

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After Taxes

Thank God we are Americans
Who needn’t scrounge in garbage cans;
Yet Uncle Sam will see, it’s true,
We live upon the residue!

by Ray Romine Friday, August 24, 1951