I for one would not trade places
With former times nor other races.
The climate where I spent my youth
Was, in winter-time, uncouth;
Now I’m older I solve that
By turning up the thermostat.
And I prefer the modern way
To working fourteen hours a day.
And as for other countries, why
They wouldn’t do at all, for I
Could not survive the messy mayhem,
Since when I’ve things to say, I say ’em.
When all things are considered, I’m
Well-satisfied in space and time.
by Ray Romine Friday, September 22, 1950