The summer is almost a thing of the past,
The calendar’s nosing its way into fall;
But winter can hold no great terror for us,
Who’ve lived through this summer and survived it all.
The picnics with chiggers, and skeeters and flies
And boiled eggs and olives and pickles and stuff–
The fishing with couples who thought, for a fact,
They were finding at long last the “life in the rough.”
Sweating at work ’til it ran in our eyes–
Trips in the car with the sun burning down;
Mowing the lawn every day, so it seemed,
‘Til the sun finally turned it a beautiful brown.
Trying to sleep in an oven-like room
Which the insects would enter, in spite of the screens;
Washing the car, and then seeing it rain–
And most of the public sure know what that means.
So: we’re nothing scared of the cold winter’s blast–
More likely, we’ll shout, “Oh boy, winter at last!”
(Of course we’re not tickled to see winter come,
But we’re darned if we’re gonna admit it, by gum!)
Now we know it’s just sinful to get sick of seasons
The way that we do when they’ve been here awhile,
But winter, spring, fall, summer all have some reasons
For boring us stiff when they reach their last mile.
by Ray Romine Monday, September 12, 1938