Now Johnny, go and wash your face;
Be sure you’re clean–nay, surer–
Or you may wind up in the place
That’s almost filled with fuehrer.
And Nancy, be a different tot
And lose your trace of meanie,
Or you’ll end up in that hot spot
Designed for Mussolini.
The threat of Hell is dire indeed
With these twin thugs admitted;
So Heaven will be filled with speed,
And Good be benefited.
But there is one who can’t escape
These arch-fiends’ new-found level,
Who’ll learn in turn to bow and scrape–
Poor Devil!
by Ray Romine Thursday, May 3, 1945