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“Government officials deeply concerned over widespread undernourishment.” ….Headline.

So Uncle Sam is worried
About his nation’s health–
Well, now on points we’re hurried;
Before the wah ’twas-WEALTH.

by Ray Romine Tuesday, January 23, 1945

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Unprejudiced

In power or out, weak or strong,
The Party to which I belong,
Come whatever may,
Is the one, I can say,
That’s incapable, wholly, of wrong.

by Ray Romine Monday, August 6, 1951

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Unhinged Groan

Controls are a thing I despise,
And regimentation I hate;
But apparently free enterprise
Can’t exist in our Socialist state.

So I follow Who-Would-Be-King,
With few rights any more I can shout of,
Serenely sure of one thing:
The control I am very near out of.

by Ray Romine Sunday, February 11, 1951

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Undeveloped Faculty

“Arthur Godfrey has been commissioned by President Truman as a full commander in the Naval Reserve.”
–News item

Be careful, Arthur, don’t waste your breath-
Reds seldom laugh themselves to death.

by Ray Romine Friday, September 22, 1950

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Ugh

If you’re the type who would frolic
In a free sort of way with the colic,
Turn your video set
To the UN and get
Vituperation by Malik.

by Ray Romine Friday, August 25, 1950

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Two-Way Cake

There once was a sprightly Committee
That figured a system, through pity,
To trim the luxury tax
By not facing the fax–
Not a practical stunt, but it’a pretty!

by Ray Romine Friday, June 23, 1950