The plan for banning give-away
Programs from the air just may
Be what some jasper should invent
And show it to the government!
by Ray Romine Monday, April 3, 1950
Category: Politics
And I Do Mean Rally
Herds of Elephants Threaten to Isolate Villages in Africa
…Headline
Elephants wildly stampeding!
Natives awakened and heeding!
Watching Donkeys who bray
Over here, one could say
Maybe this is what this country’s needing?
by Ray Romine Friday, February 9, 1951
And Cheaper Too
A Russian became so engrossed
In fighting with words Kremlin-dosed
That when asked at Success
If he liked it, said “Yes!
It’s as much fun as shooting–almost.”
by Ray Romine Friday, August 25, 1950
All Finished By Spring?
If the rumors from high up we hear are true,
Cleaning house will be early in ’52!
by Ray Romine Friday, December 14, 1951
After The Storm
A chap from Ohio named Taft
Was libeled and labeled as daft;
But in spite ot hot air
He still smiles, debonair,
Sort of caught, as it were, in the draft.
by Ray Romine Friday, November 3, 1950
360 To 1!
Dear Congressman: your policy
To state takes but a minute:
“Regardless of the merits of
This measure–I’m agin it!”
by Ray Romine Thursday, May 17, 1945