Amid the sounds of revelry
And quite gay as the devil, we
Will welcome in the New Year in our fashion;
We shall sip a bit of wine,
And we’ll mangle Auld Lang Syne
With enthusiasm, fervor, and with passion.
Or an ancient Yankee custom,
We will make, so we can bust ’em,
What some joker has termed New Year Resolutions.
So we’re asked, one will perceive,
Thus naively to believe
Our problems have their choice of twop solutions:
(A) You lie, and so resolve them-
Or (B) guzzle and dissolve them….
by Ray Romine Saturday, December 30, 1950