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Give Him A For Effort

Hail-fellow-well-met is our host for tonight;
His parties are boisterous, often, and roaring.
He’s charming, he’s witty, he’s handsome, he’s bright;
He’s clever, vivacious, resourceful–and boring.

by Ray Romine Thursday, August 31, 1950

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After You, Sir

I used not to stew at a fancy-dress feed,
For I followed my fellow’s self-confident lead,
Till the evening it dawned what a mess it would be
If my neighbor in tum should be following me.

by Ray Romine Wednesday, December 31, 1952