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Owed to a Locksmith

That lock you worked on (cost: one fin)
Is fixed, beyond a doubt;
[For sure] [It’s true] no burglar will get in,
[And neither will we — or out]
[And neither can we get out]

by Ray Romine Tuesday, August 2, 1949

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Overwhelming

I’m studying ways to improve
My personality. Here is what hands it
Such a jolt (it’s a laugh): I must cut it in half!
(I’m the only one who understands it.)

by Ray Romine Monday, October 15, 1951

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Overwhelmed

I am afraid I can’t recall
Your name, but Baby, after all,
A face like yours–and who’s to blame?
(A rose, by any other name….)

by Ray Romine Tuesday, October 15, 1946

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Overhead

When skies are blue, and Nature sings,
My spirit soars on carefree wings;
When skies are gray, and Nature bores,
My spirit falls asleep–and snores.

The most of us are tuned a bit
More with the skies than we admit.

by Ray Romine Tuesday, October 15, 1946

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Overestimation

I sat, with an important sense,
To add up my accomplishments.
I drummed the desk; I hemmed; I hawed;
I searched through files and books. I clawed
In stacks of paper. Oh, the strain
As I bit nails and racked the brain!
(How clear it got as I proceeded
An adding machine would not be needed.)

by Ray Romine Tuesday, October 30, 1951

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Overdose of Jocose

The gag I spill, I love, until
You tell it, then I find it’s true
We ought to sneeze at that old wheeze
“Can’t eat your cake–and have it too”!

by Ray Romine Wednesday, February 14, 1945

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Over Par

We know the Average Man;
The places he will go;
The home to house his clan;
His car for to and fro.
We check him pro and con.
He keeps one secret, though:
Just how the average John
Annexes all that Doe.

by Ray Romine Friday, November 4, 1949

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Outward Bound

Smiling, features chisel-hewn,
First man sets down on the moon
After taking, with some pride,
A fast look at the Other Side.

Space is his: the moon, then Mars–
Stepping stones out to the stars!
Down the lanes of marching years
Man has flown above his fears.

by Ray Romine Sunday, June 29, 1952