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Suburbs In Winter

Clear, cold, quiet, blanketed
In white, this morning glistens,
And shows to him no sign of life
Who, hungry for it, listens;
Or, seeking it through frosted pane,
Smiles smugly for his labors
At seeing thin high-rising spires–
Smoke signals from his neighbors!

by Ray Romine Tuesday, June 24, 1952

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Subsidy Lack

I fear hard work will be my lot,
Despite much ease-pursuing,
For I can’t find exactly what
They’ll pay me for not doing!

by Ray Romine Thursday, November 29, 1951

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Stuffing Removed

As a youth my utmost cerebration
Gave me almost no least indication
That the term “‘Ides of March”
Was our skins without starch–
(You and I after taxation).

by Ray Romine Friday, February 9, 1951

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Study In Black And White

This funny fellow is the Penguin;
From the pole I’d like to bringuin.
What a perky little packet
Dressed up in his dinner-jacket!
The strangest thing, though, I have heard
About him is, he is a bird.
*Fin 7-27-48
(Rev. 7-31-51)

by Ray Romine Tuesday, July 27, 1948

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Student Body

In wild chagrin the ocean roars;
The cascade thunders loud and long;
Lake waters lap; the river snores;
The narrow creek is bubbling song.
Between two hills, beneath tall spires
Of trees, the pond in silence glistens;
But oh the wisdom she acquires
While little sister lies and listens!

by Ray Romine Tuesday, July 3, 1951

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Stuck With It

He throws his wad of worn-out gum
Into an ashtray on the spot,
Or yells “Where’s that waste-basket, chum?”
Then shoves it in a flower pot,
Or sticks it in a careful way
Beneath a bench. I sourly sigh.
For rid him of it as he may,
Its next recipient is I.

by Ray Romine Thursday, March 15, 1951

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Stuck

The theory isn’t a wonder.
If you will, toss it insult and stone,
But I must admit
I am partial to it- –
Why not, when the darn thing’s my own?

by Ray Romine Saturday, December 23, 1950

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Stubborn

A man from Missouri named Truman,
Heretofore quite unassumin’,
Cries, for a gag,
“’52’s in the bag!”
(Missouri mule? Or is he human?)

by Ray Romine Friday, June 23, 1950