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Count on This

“Due to modern medical science, man’s life span is increasing yearly…” News Note.

While every ailment finds a cure,
Making death a bit unsure–
The other half of this team waxes
Fat: we’re sure, at least, of taxes!

by Ray Romine Saturday, April 8, 1950

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Couldn’t We Draw Straws?

No time this, for levity or indecision,
The occasion wants tactful and instant precision.
The tray looms; my hostess is slowing for me-
She’s putting That Question: “Coffee or tea?”

by Ray Romine Tuesday, September 13, 1949

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Cottontail

His camouflage is something; his brorm tweeds
Match with perfection frosted grass and weeds.
His ears pull flatter; not a muscle moves–
He’s caught a scent of which he disapproves,
And looming overlarge to his small ken,
There thunders past much armament and men.
Somehow he knows that he who hides in fear
The next few days may live another year.

by Ray Romine Monday, July 26, 1954

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Coronation?

The hired man, pinched in town, said, “It’s true
It was tea I was sipping, not brew.”
“Tea, is it?” said Clancy,
Well, me club Is real fancy–
Would you like it with one lump, or two?”

by Ray Romine Thursday, April 1, 1954

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Cornered

You say there’s proof? You’ve found me out?
There’s not the slightest bit of doubt?
In that case, then, I will admit
I did exaggerate a bit.

by Ray Romine Saturday, October 21, 1950

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Corn For Daughter

I shall write a little poem
To my daughter, Sandra Jean,
And she can have the fattish meat,
And I shall eat the lean;

And she has cutish little dimples
Just above her chin;
And a great lacunae
Where her brain has bin.

Sometimes, it seems, I must confess,
That she is smart in school;
And yet at home, full all the time,
I think she is a drool.

Love the little pot I oughtter–
After all, she IS my daughter.

by Ray Romine Friday, September 1, 1944