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Fool’s Paradise

Why suffer glitter and gloss?
Or countenance sparkle and shine?
For can they conceal the dross?
Or coat with glamor the swine?

Who, though, would trade romance
For the bare, drab essence of life?
And who, if he had the chance ,
Would exchange a dream for strife?

Better read the story and smart
Than live it–and bear the scar;
Would you give up an actor’s part
For things as they really are?

Let life have a roseate breath!
And emphasize color and sheen!
What matter true values at death?
Just cherish the moments between.

by Ray Romine Wednesday, September 4, 1946

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Food Pursued

With her hair up in pin-curls. and runs in her hosiery.
There goes the Mrs., hell-bent for the grosiery.

Duck in a doorway, if such you can find;
Mother is driving- -with food on her mind.

She just wants to grab up an item or two–
No cart, and no basket: her two hands will do.

Let’s see now, coffee? Yes, dearie, drip-grind;
That large box of cookies, the elegant kind.

We’re fresh out of fruit, will it be pears or peaches?
And the larger the can, why, the farther it reaches.

I’m sure we need catsup. Sweet pickles and sour.
I’ll grab off a chore-girl, and hm-m-m, yes, some flour.

And while I am in here, there’s sugar and Crisco;
And olives from someplace , and raisins from ‘Frisco.

Then back to the store front. By fits and by starts
I’ve enough stuff for two of those hard-steering carts.

And so I add lettuce and Irish potatoes;
And all that’ll rhyme here is (of course) tomatoes.

I think I need butter, and from the deep- freeze
There’s corn and strawberries, asparagus, peas.

How about string-beans? Pork-chops , or honey?
I wonder if I have along enough money?

And so to the check-out; gangway, for it’s late.
Who ‘d think those three sacks would go twelve-ninety- eight?
“And cook what for supper?”–friend husband will beg.
AND DO ALL THIS SHOPPING? I’ll fry him an egg.

by Ray Romine Wednesday, February 23, 1949

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Fond Bond

The thing that’s hardest to avoid
Though tact and fairness are employed,
Is, toward our own progeny,
A trace of partiality.

by Ray Romine Monday, September 5, 1949

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Foggy Day

The fog is everywhere and though
It’s pretty in a way,
I’m not sure I approve of
My world entirely gray.

Since I like colors: yellow, blue,
And reds and greens that glow,
I much prefer the sunshine,
Which lets the colors show!

by Ray Romine Saturday, February 2, 1952

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Flybuoy

He’d always wanted Just to try
His hand at flying, but the sky
Seemed far removed, until one day
A flyer, in a casual way,
Dropped in to use the phone. “Forced down
In your far pasture–toward the town,”
The pilot grinned a tight-lipped smile,
Went on, “I swore, out there, while
Coming in, to thank the man
Who figured out that pasture’s plan.
Yourself? Then I’m your staunch supporter-
Thank God you weren’t ten feet shorter!”

The farmer, from his tractor seat,
Eyes the flyer’s take-off feat;
And on to work, content thereby
To help another climb the sky.

by Ray Romine Sunday, April 30, 1950

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Fly, Fly!

0 fly that zings and swoops and dips,
I wish you warts upon your hips,
B.O., flat feet and poison ivy
For being insolent and divey.
Noah should have quickly swatted
When your two great-grandfolks he caughted.
He must have suffered some from boredom
Utterly to have ignored ’em.
He willed me you–you and your spouse
Specking here and there my house,
And hence I’m forced to say you rate
Some really rather dreadful fate–
Say hang-nails, toothache, baldness, bunions,
And breath that reeks of opened onions.
I hope you fail, and hit the skids,
And have less than a million kids!

by Ray Romine Wednesday, September 5, 1951

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Fly, Flu Or, What Is Sicker Than A Sick Male?

I’m lying in my little bed
With reddish nose and stopped-up head;
My eyes are blurred; my ears are tinny;
The walls contract; the room is spinny;
My joints all ache; my skin is tender;
Resistance must be on a bender.
The bathrooms much too far, my dear;
Kindly bring it over here.
And if you once more mention food,
I swear I’ll utter something lewd–
And while I’m talking, one thing more:
Avoid that pat expression, for
A “touch of flu” can make me bawl–
A touch, my eye–I got it ALL!

by Ray Romine Sunday, September 7, 1952

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Fly In The (green) Ointment

Ah spring, ’tis here, the poet croons;
Birds strain themselves with vernal tunes;
Buds get all hepped up and uncurly,
To open leaves a week too early,
And one odd class of mankind shows
Excitement over spades and hoes.
Me thrill to spring? Just let it pass–
It’s almost time to cut the grass.

by Ray Romine Thursday, April 3, 1952