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Frustration

The yearning trees stretch up their leafy hands
To grasp at clouds just always out of reach.
And so with man, who never understands
So many lessons that the years could teach.

His vision , when he turns him toward the skies,
Is clouded by the money in his eyes.

by Ray Romine Tuesday, July 5, 1949

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Frown-bomb?

In dread, and in anxiety,
In ragged nerve ends’ hopping,
The super-bombs exact a toll
Without one’s ever dropping.

A lot of good home remedies
Our forbears loved and treasured;
But laughter was a medicine
Whose worth cannot be measured

by Ray Romine Tuesday, December 4, 1951

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Frown, Clown, Frown

More muscles are required to frown:
Ask any grinning circus clown
With whose wife let us sympathize–
Clowns frown at home for exfercise.

or:

It is a fact to which I’m wise–
I’m frowning for the exercise!

by Ray Romine Thursday, January 28, 1954

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From Me, Encouragement?

To him who cries “What Next?” I say
Despair not, but believe
That Fate, who loves so well to play,
Has something up her sleeve!

Let’s carry on, old boy, shall we–
In customary fashion,
Sure that Fate will guarantee
Each his normal ration.

It seems it isn’t what we get,
Nor if we hang in tatters:
It’s HOW we take what we have met
That matters.

by Ray Romine Tuesday, January 29, 1952

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From Here

Three boys with bait and fishing lines
Watch corks intently. One opines,
“I ‘ve got a whale–look out, you guys!”
“I’ve hooked a box,” the second cries.
The third, “I ‘ve caught a rubber boot!”
(Each lad has snagged the self-same root.)
I have my yardstick; so have you:
We measure with our point of view.

by Ray Romine Wednesday, March 25, 1953

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Frigid Plea Of Willis R.

“Shut that window–pull that shade:
Of ventilation I’m afraid;
Turn off that electric fan,
Start the furnace up again.
Let there be no dearth of heat.,
To make each day for me complete.
I hate fresh air and I hate cold–
On the heat, though, I am sold.

“Turn that radiator on,
Save on coal when I am gone.
Shut that skylight overhead:
Open it when I am dead.
Knit my sweater tough and strong;
Make it warm and close and long.
Hand me down my ear-muffs, too–
No telling WHAT July will do?

“On all the sports I’ve put the bans:
I like the games but not the FANS.
I gag at sight or swimming pools;
Smoke any cigarette but -KOOLS.
Take away those ice-cream cones-They
further chill my freezing bones.
Fry, if you must, in your own sweat:
I’ve never been too hot, as yet.

“The Janitors are friends of mine:
They keep it 90 all the time;
Carriers crab that they can’t work,
But what’s a CARRIER? I’m a CLERK!
They may not like my kind of clime,
But they’ll get used to it in time.
Doctor’s orders, kindly fade:
Fresh-air-fiends are BORN, not made!

“Tons of coal are thrown, each day,
(Because I can’t keep warm), away–
Let the others swelter, please,
As long as I don’t have to freeze.
Song I very much admire:
‘I Want to Set the World on Fire. ‘
But that, I think, is quite all right–
The world is wrong, and I am right.”

EPILOGUE:

Well, if the heat decides to kill us
I hope to Heck it STARTS WITH WILLIS!
And when of Hell he gets a taste, ,
I hope he’s WARM–the PANTY-WAIST!!

by Ray Romine Saturday, June 26, 1943