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My Best Friend Could Tell Me

I’m quick enough when food is proffered,
But slower when the check is offered.
On pay day I am in the race,
But pay bills at a snail-like pace.
I hurry if you mention fun,
But not if work waits to be done.
I am a to-the-mailbox dancer,
But slow down when there’s mail to answer.
My speed at spending, while surprising,
Folds up at economizing.
Officials err. I’m swift to gloat,
But hesitate to go and vote.
I’m quick to analyze the news,
But lag accepting others’ views.
I grab, almost, at praise from you,
But pause when your own lauding’s due;
So give me, friend, no answer vapid
To this one: am I slow or rapid??

by Ray Romine Friday, October 12, 1951

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Mutiny

He is easily persuaded,
So direct him off his course:
He will see that Grandma’s aided–
He will back your losing horse.

He is full of indecision,
So do with him what you will:
While you hoot in wild derision
He will pay your garbage-bill.

Whether Ping-pong, Chess or Voo-doo,
He will take it up if you do.

He will loan you hard-earned money;
At your parties, he’ll be funny.

He’ll do anything you ask him;
Castigate or overtask him.

Comes a job with drawbacks to it,
Just suggest it–he will do it.

He will put up with your kidding;
He’ll relieve you of your wife;
He’ll do anybody’s bidding–
He lets others run his life.

Yet there is one slight demurrage:
For the only Books he buys
Have a Hero with the courage
To select his own neckties!

by Ray Romine Thursday, October 17, 1946

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Muse Ruse

I sat and stared awhile ago at large red volume labeled:
“The Works of Shakespeare”, and beside, a book containing fabled
And famous verse by famous men, who’ve since seen heav’n’s portal–
By Wordsworth, Byron, Dryden, Gray, and Shelley the immortal.

I pondered deep and wondered long, my thoughts beyond the ages,
And questioned Muse of distant past, she who inspired those pages;
I asked, “Did poets then, as now, go mad from rude distractions?
Wert pestered, griped, and much annoyed by wordly, loud attractions?

“If so, how’ d poet ever fill a book like that before us,
When we can’t concentrate at all, amid this Anvil Chorus?
Did poet have a soundproof cell, a sort of bomb-proof shelter
Where he could sit and ruminate away from helter-skel ter?”

Before my eyes the Muse appeared, her eyes inflamed from weeping,
And said in sad and broken voice, “My boy, thy mind needs sweeping;
The cobwebs clutter up thy brain–whatever ails thy thinker?
The answer’s there and plain to see, thou would-be poet-stinker!

“The olden poets are no more: their work was truly hi-test
Beside the Junlkand droopy stuff–the kind of trash thou writest.
For man will never concentrate– I say he simply can’t, sir;
He’s built himself a handicap–the radio’s the answer.”

Full serious suddenly she turned–sparks flashed from eyes now drying:
“We Muses here to whom thou turn famire thee much for trying,
But feature Shakespeare, Shelley, Keats composing super-duper
With radio’s god-awful blast inducing super-stupor!”

With that dread thought she hiccuped once then wagged a gentle finger:
“Jack Armstrong’s coming on anon, or I would with thee linger–
Muse-land’s changed some too, you know,
We also have our radio!”

So she may sit a-listening to her set up in our attic– But I don’t call her any more, -to her I’d just be static!

by Ray Romine Monday, September 1, 1941

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Mum Lesson

The frost has laid it on until
Among the flowers doomed, accursed,
A brave bronze- robed chrysanthemum
Defies the winter’s frigid worst.

And from the flower I have learned,
When hope seems slowly dying,
If I can force my head erect,
Defy all fate, and go on trying.

by Ray Romine Wednesday, October 3, 1951

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Mugs

I saw a maid one autumn day
Across the street, that is to say;
And she looked sweet, as all girls are
When first you spy them from afar.

I crossed the street, and looked again–
I started wearing glasses then.

I saw her in a week or two,
And she was wearing glasses too!
Imagine my surprise, can you?
(I’d thought me quite a handsome view.)

Your face may look o.k. to you,
And that’s the other fellow’s view.
Laughing, worried, fat or slim,
The other guy’s looks best to HIM!

by Ray Romine Saturday, October 31, 1936

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Much-maligned Season

The curves in a quiet landscape
When the last snowflake is down;
The song of the trees when the wind-king
Puckers his fiercest frown;
The flick’ring warmth from a fire-place
On the coldest night of the year-
We never look forward to Winter,
But it isn’t too bad–once here.

The moon through a crystal window
When the stars are cold and dim;
The creak of the snow crunched underfoot;
The snap of a shivering limb;
Your frozen breath on the silent
Frost-cleansed biting air–
Who stops and looks and listens
Finds winter a jewel rare.

by Ray Romine Thursday, January 9, 1947

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Mrs. Warem Tua-frazzel Will Hold Forth

Female lecturers, I fear,
Have a small chance of succeeding;
Males lectured to at home
Aren’t given, much, to heeding.

And while they are not uplifting,
Won’t cure ills nor lessen bother,
Home-grown lectures show precisely
What the deuce is wrong with father.

by Ray Romine Wednesday, July 25, 1951