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New-Old-Look Outlook

Long or short? Shall skirt and suit
Be eleven inches from the floor?
Or sixteen? Or a little more?
I think this controversy sad;
But, while the female bathing suit
Maintains its stand
A yard or so above the sand,
Why I ain’ t mad………..

by Ray Romine Tuesday, March 8, 1949

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New Slant

Of all the toy store excuses
Any parent is waylaid with,
This above them all bemuses:
“All my toys at home are played with!”

by Ray Romine Thursday, May 11, 1950

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New Models

Statistics I have never learned,
Their over-all length, their wheelbases.
With just thing am I concerned:
How do they fit the parking spaces?

by Ray Romine Saturday, June 19, 1954

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New House

We invite you most cordially: please do attend
our housewarming. Bring pies ancl salads and meat,
For we’ve re-checked our budget, and if you unbend
We assure you the hosts will have something to eat…

by Ray Romine Tuesday, June 9, 1953