Armed with cleaver, saw & knife,
Around his block he dances,
Slicing deftly, big as life,
His customer’s finances.
by Ray Romine Friday, January 15, 1954
Selections from Trella Romine's library at Terradise Nature Center
Armed with cleaver, saw & knife,
Around his block he dances,
Slicing deftly, big as life,
His customer’s finances.
by Ray Romine Friday, January 15, 1954
Economy–the thing that gets,
Almost, to my cigarettes.
by Ray Romine Monday, August 27, 1951
Though times were tough away ‘way back
In 1933,
At least, then, overeating
Was a possibility.
In ’51, though, markets
Have a boy for every bin
Not to carry groceries, but
To tote your dollars in.
by Ray Romine Wednesday, June 20, 1951
The gal on stage emotes with passion
That scatters tears to the fourteenth row;
But I can sob better in genuine fashion–
To watch her performance, I laid out dough.
by Ray Romine Thursday, January 18, 1951
I guess I must have overslept;
Here bills are dated First of Sept.
I wonder what I shall have hocked
When they come headed First of Oct?
I’ll HAVE to find a treasure-trove
Sometime before the first of Nov.,
And so catch up, or know no peace
When we are writing “First of Dec.”
Then, Christmas fixes me again:
I’m buried on the 1st of Jan!
by Ray Romine Thursday, August 9, 1951
That money isn’t everything
Is an adage old as anything.
I wish someone would show it to
Some of those guys I owe it to.
by Ray Romine Saturday, May 20, 1950
Why should I worry over bills,
Wuo lives in them up to his gills?
Add what I owe to what I’ve spent–
Bills are my native environment!
by Ray Romine Friday, August 24, 1951
The dough that it takes to survive
Varies, as we quickly learn,
For the cost of remaining alive
Is a buck or two more than we earn!
by Ray Romine Thursday, June 17, 1954
How can prognosticators wax
Fat under Excess Prophets Tax?
by Ray Romine Friday, November 17, 1950