Category: Humor

It isn’t that your joke’s a bore–
It’s not that I don’t get it:
It’s just that I have laughed before–
Everytime I’ve met it.

by Ray Romine Saturday, September 28, 1946

The gag I spill, I love, until
You tell it, then I find it’s true
We ought to sneeze at that old wheeze
“Can’t eat your cake–and have it too”!

by Ray Romine Wednesday, February 14, 1945

I love each quip that I let slip,
Til you someday repeat it;
Though I did bag that corny gag,
Must I ,– MUST I eat it?

by Ray Romine Wednesday, February 14, 1945

A pain, the chap who hears my joke
And never, never gets it.
Still, I prefer him to the bloke
Whose too -soon laugh upsets it!

by Ray Romine Tuesday, April 24, 1945

If being brief is most of wit–
And I’m almost convinced of it–
Will I be brief? I hope to smile
I’ll.

by Ray Romine Friday, December 22, 1950