My suit isn’t back from the cleaner’s yet;
You’re looking tired, and your hair’s not set;
We were up last night and the night before,
And next week’s calendar’s full–and more;
The streets are wet and the driving’s slippery;
And the Johnsons’ lunches are always kippery;
Mr. J’s jokes were once alive
Back around 1935;
The car’s garaged; and I’ve a suggestion–
The faintest trace–of indigestion;
And TV’s good tonight–stay home? Swell!
–Down, dear! The Johnsons are ringing our bell!
by Ray Romine Wednesday, January 17, 1951