“Coffee for dinner?”
“Yes, dear, but thinner!”
by Ray Romine Saturday, October 10, 1942
Category: Food
All-out
In picnic season I maintain
A very warlike attitude
Towards eating out; beyond a doubt
I charge when someone mentions Food.
by Ray Romine Tuesday, July 4, 1950
All You Need Is A Caterer’s Phone Number
Tell your hostess that her pie
(Even if you fake it)
Was wonderful–and learn, as I,
That she didn’t bake it…
by Ray Romine Tuesday, November 20, 1951
Ai Been A-disagreein’ With You On Coffee Now For Nigh Onto 20 YearsTwenty
Some like their coffee scalding hot;
Others, though, are able
To drink it cold, but by Fate’s plot,
They share the self-same table!
by Ray Romine Tuesday, March 11, 1952
Adroit
There lives a man in our town whose
Rare skill you should adore:
He poured a dish of Krumbles out
And got none on the floor!
by Ray Romine Sunday, November 16, 1947