One day, when his innards felt lanky,
Twain wrote “A Connecticut Yankee”.
The wolf at the door
Lammed as never before,
But he covered his nose with his hanky!
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Said a writer, one Samuel Clemens,
“No more of these hawin’s and hemmin’s:
It’s ‘Mark Twain’ I’ll sign
To the good stuff of mine–
My OWN name I’ll hang on the lemons!”
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In a lobby, while writing “Tom Sawyer”,
Twain avoided a fast-talking lawyer.
“Although I’ve been burned,”
He exclaimed, “I have learned
At least to beware of the foyer.”
by Ray Romine Tuesday, September 19, 1944