For those who consider invading
The pre-presidential parading,
Among all the host
Of their questions, foremost
Is When will MacArthur start fading?
by Ray Romine Thursday, July 26, 1951
Selections from Trella Romine's library at Terradise Nature Center
For those who consider invading
The pre-presidential parading,
Among all the host
Of their questions, foremost
Is When will MacArthur start fading?
by Ray Romine Thursday, July 26, 1951
My favorite little cafeteria
Is spotlessly without bacteria;
I thus won’t die from germs’ ill-treatment,
Nor, dining there, from overeatment.
by Ray Romine Thursday, April 13, 1950
What a “Fall-guy” is, really, has been too long buried:
Human male, any age whatsoever, who’s married.
by Ray Romine Thursday, January 7, 1954
Psychologists are prone to state
That a home with children leaves no room
For strife; but parents will debate
Over which inherited what, from whom.
by Ray Romine Thursday, September 1, 1949
Discussion fills the air–ah, me!
We’re shopping for a Christmas tree.
There’s the usual annual stir
Which to purchase–pine or fir?
Father wants one slightly smaller;
Sister says a little taller.
“That one’s skinny,” pipes up brother.
“Too few branches.” This from mother.
On height and shape and kind and size
At long, long last, we compromise–
Not so much for tension-easing
As to relieve us–we were freezing.
But hope for early peace is dimmed
By the fact the tree’s untrimmed…
by Ray Romine Wednesday, December 12, 1951
I think we forgot one distant cousin;
Buy one more card–make it a dozen ,
For there’s Aunt Hattie and Uncle Mike
We overlooked, and Beth and Spike-
And Mrs. Wimbleton–she ‘ s a dear
(I’m sure she sent us one last year).
Sending a yacky one to your mother
Is one impulse I’ll try and smother,
Something drippy for grandma’s taste;
For Great-aunt Helen, something chaste.
Loren will like it, if it’s risque,
Catch-as-catch-can, or come-what-may.
One with a Santa for little Pete;
For the next-door neighbor, something sweet.
Jonesy ‘s daughter, we overlooked her-
Christmas cards are just mur-DER.
Send ’em by hundreds, or by the score,
When you think you’ ve finished, there’s just one more!
by Ray Romine Thursday, January 5, 1950
“Christmas, as we older grow,
Diff’rent is from long ago–“
IS it different? Has it changed,
Or have we become estranged?
Christmas spirit changes not:
From our time to Camelot
Same it has been; but, I fear,
WE change every passing year!
by Ray Romine Tuesday, November 24, 1942
Here, where the fire is warm and bright,
We trim our Christmas tree tonight
With cones, icicles, lights and bells
And tinkly things with Christmas smells.
But best of all, awhile ago
I peeked outside, to see it snow!
Our Christmas dreams will all come true–
The snow is trimming outdoors too.
by Ray Romine Saturday, June 12, 1954
Do you recall when we were kids
And Christmas time drew near?
And how we believed that Santa Claus
Would call on us each year?
And how a month before the date
We thought of him alone,
And hoped he’d bring us toys and games
Down from the frigid zone?
And maybe Santa didn’t bring
The gifts we always got;
But something far more real than that
Each year he always brought.
For every year when we were kids
With Christmas drawing near,
‘Twas Santa’s Spirit, then that brought
The happiness and cheer!
by Ray Romine Wednesday, February 21, 1934
When I was young I thought St. Nick
Would never come to town.
I thought that Christmas time should come
Each week the whole year ’round.
But now it’s just the other way–
When shopping time is near
I sometimes think that Christmas comes
Enough–just ONCE A YEAR!
by Ray Romine Friday, December 1, 1933