There are only one or two
Things in life I want to do:
Make a pile some easy way,
Starring in the movies, say;
Own a yacht; and travel far
In a huge, new, shining car;
Have some friends, especially folks
Who’ll laugh at my so-funny jokes.
Since they’ll die unrealized,
My wants won’t matter, oversized.
by Ray Romine Saturday, June 17, 1950